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Conan O’Brien has succeeded where others, especially Pete Cashmore, have failed and stolen the upcoming Apple iTV so he can bring it to his fellow Mashables. This is his hands-on report.

Twitter is slow and it doesn’t work on paper. What if you could change all that?

Mashable’s new CEO Conan O’Brien has developed a solution: Manual Tweets. They work…on paper. Watch the video to see this astounding social media innovation for yourself.

Conan O’Brien has learned that, due to an unfortunate misunderstanding, he did not buy Mashable and oust CEO pete Cashmore. Instead, he purchased a Mash TV fan site. He regrets the error and is returning Mashable to Pete Cashmore’s control.